don't you hate those backhanded compliments that are really just veiled insults? so does melinda hill.

nikki takes on both roe and wade... i was thinking about using a lot of offensive abortion puns in this description but i'll let nikki do the offending. she can pull it off considering she's funnier than this blurb of text. and better looking. how's that for a complement, nikki? you're better looking than a blurb of text.

finally martha kelly will write a relationship book that both sexes can agree on. now we just need something for robot sex. like if i put my camshaft into unit 714s fusion chamber is that considered "2nd base" or "3rd?"

susan wonders whether to take a job with a bunch of cocaine addicts. insert george bush knock here. (susan doesn't, she's more original than that... that dude was a nose jockey though wasn't he)

matt has a request for all your porn producers out there.