nikki shows us how to let a man down the hard way. in the words of zz top, "she's a heartbreaker. she's a love taker. she can break a heart and take all the love she needs."

nikki takes on both roe and wade... i was thinking about using a lot of offensive abortion puns in this description but i'll let nikki do the offending. she can pull it off considering she's funnier than this blurb of text. and better looking. how's that for a complement, nikki? you're better looking than a blurb of text.

steve tells a story of doing stand up comedy shows in people's living room.

susan wonders whether to take a job with a bunch of cocaine addicts. insert george bush knock here. (susan doesn't, she's more original than that... that dude was a nose jockey though wasn't he)

zany comic, wyatt cenac goes ballistic on stage and actually says the n word... a lot. he says it like its no big deal to him. unbelievably racist stuff, and we caught it all using 3 strategically placed camera phones. expect an apology on letterman very soon.