Jeff Klinger ranks his girlfriends. He also can't stand it when people misuse the phrase "long story short."

abortion and spousal abuse jokes. not so easy to hit up these subjects and not seem like an a-hole. luckily jeff klinger doesn't seem to give a damn.

Jeff Klinger uses the chess pieces to rebel against his Russian father's stalin-esque oppression.

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