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Clinton Loses Election When Women Wait in Line for Sex and the City
Submitted by rkuras on Wed, 06/04/2008 - 08:39.

Using some of his most crafty political maneuvering, Senator Barack Obama won the Democratic nomination by creating a rouse for women around America having the film Sex and the City released while critical voting booth's were open. The plan worked. With an impressive $58 million at the box office (which comprised of 98% women and 2% gay men) proved to be costly for Senator Hillary Clinton who desperately needed votes to get back into contention. Most women,when asked were determined where their time was going to be spent. “I guess I should out supporting a woman and voting, but I just couldn’t wait another day to see this movie.” Said Cathy Peterson, a staunch Clinton supporter but a staunchier supporter of Carrie Bradshaw.“There will be another election, but there is only one opening weekend for Sex and the City." Obama said had the release of the Sex in the City planned for years. Mr. Obama said when he was thinking about running for President, he made relationships with Hollywood Executives and planned the movie release at the precise time he thought he would need to clinch the nomination.“I know one thing about women and one thing only.” Barack said during a speech. “Fucking women love that goddamn show.”